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Friday, May 24, 2013


I havent posted a confessions post in awhile. Keeping my dirty little secrets hidden away I guess, HA.

Well, time for some airing I guess, good for the soul and all.

#1 I havent put a cloth diaper on baby dear in over a month. Havent even tried. And no, she isnt potty trained yet, nor am I really trying. LAZY MAMA! Damn straight. The last time I tried to get one on her she said it was a "ouchy" dipe and promptly took it off. HA HA. So, perhaps my cloth diapering days are done??? FOREVER???? This would be crazy. Likely true too. WEIRD.

#2 I'm going to train for a half marathon. There I said it. Now I have to do it. CRAP. So far the most I've been able to run without stopping is 3.5 miles in 40 minutes. Not great. Not terrible. This is not some big health kick. Mostly its a release. I used to run a lot pre-baby, when I had a super stressfull job. Parenting is also super stressful. So. I figure yes, lets be running girls again. Yes, that is talking in the royal we, apparently.

#3 Dada asked little man what he wanted to drink with dinner the other night. He, without hesitation, said a cocktail. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

#4 Turns out I am horrifically afraid of ticks. Like, bordering on crazy lady afraid. Turns out there are a lot of them in the country, this year especially. Which sucks. Dada is actually spraying for them this weekend. Lets hope for the best. In the meanwhile, Benedryl works to take away imaginary crawling skin as well as real itchy skin. Who knew?

#5 The above situation has made me actually contemplate brushing out my dreads and cutting my hair. Like, normal person hair. But then I would just have boring straight lady hair, with lots of greys, and would feel the need to style it and crap like that and, well, I dont know if I have it in me. Maybe. Maybe not.

That is all for now.

Carry on.


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