today

Here is a pretty picture of garden produce.

The below is funny only because it happened, all of it, within a period of FIVE MINUTES.

Once there was a prince who married a queen. They had a little girl "evahgween." And a sister and a brother, named Zach. That's all. -nearly 3yr old 

Once there was a beautiful unicorn. She married a marshmallow. And she ate him. Then she married a pirate. And she ate him. Then the pirate popped out of her mouth and she was a pirate forever. The end. -5yr old. 

Hey mom. Wanna hear a joke? 

Uh. Sure?

What is Batman's favorite fruit? 

I don't know. 

(Singing) Ba-na-na-na-na-na ...grapefruit!

Get it? 

Yea. I get it. 

Hey mom wanna hear another joke? 

Do I have a choice?

What is Batman's second favorite fruit? 

I don't know. 

Gr-gr-gr-gr-gr-gr-gr-gr. banana!
-nearly 8yr old

My day folks, my day. 

HELP.